People you would gladly execute on sight

[Zippy]

Oh yes, him too.

Anyway, "executing" sounds too neat and quick - Can we torture them a bit first?

Timmy Mallet.

Although you have a point OH, I feel that if defenestration was good enough for the Italians it's good enough for me.

[thunderlizard]

Timmy Mallet.

My first thought was "Why? Hasn't he been off the telly for over 20 years"

My second thought was "Let's google him, hjust to make sure"

then I found this: Timmy Mallett - charity - St Deiniol's library
He's a patron of Wales's premier residential theological library. That makes him instantly ace.

[OwlHoot]

Timmy Mallet.

Although you have a point OH, I feel that if defenestration was good enough for the Italians it's good enough for me.

and where were you tonight? We were expecting you at the HAB fan club meeting in the Ship and Shovell.

(Norrahe, Cojak, Bung, and Platypus were there)

For some reason, I always thought defensestration meant throwing someone though a window.

[Zippy]

and where were you tonight? We were expecting you at the HAB fan club meeting in the Ship and Shovell.

(Norrahe, Cojak, Bung, and Platypus were there)

For some reason, I always thought defensestration meant throwing someone though a window.

Couldn't make it to the S&S tonight. Was it my round or something?

Defenestration means chucking someone out of a window. Chucking them through it is too expensive.

[Zippy]

My first thought was "Why? Hasn't he been off the telly for over 20 years"

My second thought was "Let's google him, hjust to make sure"

then I found this: Timmy Mallett - charity - St Deiniol's library
He's a patron of Wales's premier residential theological library. That makes him instantly ace.

Oh crap. I seem to have blundered in to a sensible discussion.

[thunderlizard]

The Thunder Lizard Corporation.

Extracting enjoyment since the Crimean War.

[russell]

The people who concoct the Daily Mail front page headlines.

[PRC1964]

Never heard that one. I am going to start using that.

Don't you dare or I'll have to give you a right handbagging.

[Scrag Meister]

Gordon Brown, but only if it could be an excruciatingly painfull death and very slow

A week or 2 should satisfy.

Anyone seen the Hostel movies!! Quick trip to B&Q and Homebase before we start.

Celebrity deathmatch Osama Bin Laden, Ghadaffi, Mugabe.

[wobbegong]

Another five . . .

1. Peter Mandelson
2. Both the "Cheeky Girls"
3. John McCririck
4. Katie Price
5. Aso Mohammed Ibrahim