Does and Dont's of growing old

[DodgyAgent]

Dont chew with your front teeth,
Dont turn your head by turning your whole body
Don't stoop

[russell]

Dont chew with your front teeth,
Dont turn your head by turning your whole body
Don't stoop

Don't tulip in your pants.

[BlasterBates]

Don't dribble or spit over the client.

[doodab]

Don't turn your head by turning your whole body

That's only possible in one direction for me at the moment.

[stek]

Try and drop her at least 6 months before her 21st, you don't want her to be depressed on her big birthday

Unfortunately she's past 30, probably get nowt for her trade-in now, left it too late. Might go Thai next time, thinking about the food really, getting past if for the rest. Whatever, not going back to British!!

[thunderlizard]

Try and hide your astonishment at unfamiliar technology, like the strange triangular phone on the interview table.

Refrain from calling the receptionist "my good lady" and tipping her a shiny sixpence.

[stek]

Don't start wearing driving gloves and hankering after a Rover...

[OwlHoot]

Don't chase excessively young women. Half your age plus seven years should be the lower limit.

Hang on, an error bound should allow either sign - Half your age, plus or minus seven years.

[Spacecadet]

Remember to retune the car radio when giving a lift to someone under 30.
Apparently listening to Radio 4 at 10.30 on a friday night is ******* boring

[landl]

Remember to not use correct grammar or spelling in emails, as this gives the game away.