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Explain Hello Kitty vibrators then ?Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostIt could be allowed if brought by a 6-11 year old girlDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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hmmm ok you got me on that oneOriginally posted by amcdonald View PostExplain Hello Kitty vibrators then ?Growing old is mandatory
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Well, they sort of buzz and vibrate and you put them on your........and your eyes goOriginally posted by amcdonald View PostExplain Hello Kitty vibrators then ?
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for girls who like pussy?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostExplain Hello Kitty vibrators then ?
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Hello pussy, surely?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostExplain Hello Kitty vibrators then ?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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That is fabulous. I've ordered one via my Ltd. If you ever see a fellow traveller using one, say hello. If we all got them, it could be our secret squirrel code for recognition.Originally posted by doodab View PostComment
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Please tell me your joking, my daughter is only 3 and obsessed with Hello Kitty and your saying I could now have to put up with the crap for another 7-8 years!Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostIt could be allowed if brought by a 6-11 year old girlOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I was really annoyed, having spent £29.99 on an android T Mobile pulse mini a few weesk back to find they are selling the pink ones for £19.99. Gay? Who cares, if it saves me £10 I am anybody's bitch.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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