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    #11
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    As a little kid I think I had a thing for matches. I used to eat the burnt heads of matches. For the life of me I can't understand why. They are horrible and I've not done that for about a week now. Not quite as bad as the time we electrocuted the dog though!
    Never ate a match. Never electrocuted a dog.

    I did once kill a neighbours cat after a dispute, skinned it and then hung it up on a tree outside with a pentagram drawn out on the ground in blood, pigs urine and plain
    White rice.

    But apart from that nothing really much to report.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post


      Snail ain't listening...
      That's what they want you to think.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        As a kid, that hole you see in a slugs head, I used to put a match in it. I used to think that they looked like radio controlled slugs.
        You know you said you wanted to change your username?

        ScaryTony?
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Did someone say ants??

          Bring on the magnifying glass.

          ....


          and enough sun to use it to full effect.
          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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