Eyeballs

[Scrag Meister]

Did someone say ants??

Bring on the magnifying glass.

....


and enough sun to use it to full effect.

[MaryPoppins]

As a kid, that hole you see in a slugs head, I used to put a match in it. I used to think that they looked like radio controlled slugs.

You know you said you wanted to change your username?

ScaryTony?

[d000hg]

Snail ain't listening...

That's what they want you to think.

[MarillionFan]

As a little kid I think I had a thing for matches. I used to eat the burnt heads of matches. For the life of me I can't understand why. They are horrible and I've not done that for about a week now. Not quite as bad as the time we electrocuted the dog though!

Never ate a match. Never electrocuted a dog.

I did once kill a neighbours cat after a dispute, skinned it and then hung it up on a tree outside with a pentagram drawn out on the ground in blood, pigs urine and plain
White rice.

But apart from that nothing really much to report.

[BoredBloke]

As a little kid I think I had a thing for matches. I used to eat the burnt heads of matches. For the life of me I can't understand why. They are horrible and I've not done that for about a week now. Not quite as bad as the time we electrocuted the dog though!

[MarillionFan]

My mum put a swift stop to things like that. She found my fly construction yard. I'd catch a fly and rather than feed it to the venus fly trai (which I starved using matches also) I'd pull off their heads, legs and wings and sort them into nice little piles and one day I was going to glue them back together and make a super fly.

Mine was collecting red and black ants, mixing them together and watching them mince each other. The red always one so it turned into a handicap match and every now and then you'd have to throw in some boiling water from a cup. Fascinating things ants.

[BoredBloke]

That's how most serial killers start Tony.

You don't drive a cab or lorry now do you?

My mum put a swift stop to things like that. She found my fly construction yard. I'd catch a fly and rather than feed it to the venus fly trai (which I starved using matches also) I'd pull off their heads, legs and wings and sort them into nice little piles and one day I was going to glue them back together and make a super fly.

[MarillionFan]

As a kid, that hole you see in a slugs head, I used to put a match in it. I used to think that they looked like radio controlled slugs.

That's how most serial killers start Tony.

You don't drive a cab or lorry now do you?

[BoredBloke]

As a kid, that hole you see in a slugs head, I used to put a match in it. I used to think that they looked like radio controlled slugs.

[norrahe]

Did you ever notice that the eyeballs on a dog and a cat, and a human
are on the front of the head ?

and a sheep , cow horse etc, are on the side ?

Its all to do with predators and grazers. Look at an owl (front) compared to a robin redbreast (side)

except there are some flat fishes with two eyes on one side, looking up
and some other fishes with an eyeball on a stalk that gows. weird.

and some worms and lizards have eyes that cant work. they are blind


funny things eyeballs

This is a tad too deep for a Friday afternoon, have you been on the malibu again?

[mudskipper]

Those aren't eyes, they're ears. Fact.

Snail ain't listening...

[d000hg]

Snails have strange eyes. If you touch them they retract.

Those aren't eyes, they're ears. Fact.

[mudskipper]

Did you ever notice that the eyeballs on a dog and a cat, and a human
are on the front of the head ?

and a sheep , cow horse etc, are on the side ?

Its all to do with predators and grazers. Look at an owl (front) compared to a robin redbreast (side)

except there are some flat fishes with two eyes on one side, looking up
and some other fishes with an eyeball on a stalk that gows. weird.

and some worms and lizards have eyes that cant work. they are blind


funny things eyeballs

Snails have strange eyes. If you touch them they retract.

[EternalOptimist]

Did you ever notice that the eyeballs on a dog and a cat, and a human
are on the front of the head ?

and a sheep , cow horse etc, are on the side ?

Its all to do with predators and grazers. Look at an owl (front) compared to a robin redbreast (side)

except there are some flat fishes with two eyes on one side, looking up
and some other fishes with an eyeball on a stalk that gows. weird.

and some worms and lizards have eyes that cant work. they are blind


funny things eyeballs