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As it happens I've dropped 6 pounds since Monday. Seem to be dropping two a day. Consuming 1200 calories and then walking. Did 3 hours clearing the shop earlier. I'd better be careful. I don't want to waste away.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Too right. You carry on burning the candle at both ends like that and you'll end up being as svelte as threaded......by 2023!!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs it happens I've dropped 6 pounds since Monday. Seem to be dropping two a day. Consuming 1200 calories and then walking. Did 3 hours clearing the shop earlier. I'd better be careful. I don't want to waste away.
And a mere 2 years later you'll be able to squeeze into gricerboy's spandex cycle shorts.
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Wise words indeed from a short chubby Scotsman.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostToo right. You carry on burning the candle at both ends like that and you'll end up being as svelte as threaded......by 2023!!
And a mere 2 years later you'll be able to squeeze into gricerboy's spandex cycle shorts.

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2-4 lbs (1-2 kgs) a week is healthy, I'd say. Any more is overdoing it. Unless you were truly mahoosive to begin with, I suppose."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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"Big-Boned" you bastard!!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWise words indeed from a short chubby Scotsman.

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Grate cheese over the steak, pop in oven till cheese melts, salt and pepper, serve. Steak and cheeze, done!Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostTo be honest, I am getting a tad weary of the "Adonis" look. Any suggestions?
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