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    Strong perfume at work

    Just don't. I'm ******* suffocating here.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Sorry.

    Today I am wearing Eau de Coffee & Nicotine.

    It's quite spicy but manly at the same time.

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      #3
      do you not like ?

      it's fosters no12 with a hint of stilton



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      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Why do women wear perfume and makeup?












        Because they're ugly and they stink.
        Last edited by gingerjedi; 7 April 2011, 10:03.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          Why do women where perfume and makeup?





          Because they're ugly and they stink.


          ok, why do men fart and scratch their balls ?
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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


            ok, why do men fart and scratch their balls ?
            Because they can!

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


              ok, why do men fart and scratch their balls ?
              To distract ourselves from the stench of womens' perfume.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                ok, why do men fart and scratch their balls ?
                Does farting make your balls itch?
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Does farting make your balls itch?
                  no, but the fine aroma takes my mind off the crabs




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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Does farting make your balls itch?
                    I suppose it would if it's a wet fart and you let it fester all day.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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