Just don't. I'm ******* suffocating here.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
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do you not like ?
it's fosters no12 with a hint of stilton
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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?
Because they're ugly and they stink.Last edited by gingerjedi; 7 April 2011, 10:03.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhy do women where perfume and makeup?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
ok, why do men fart and scratch their balls ?(\__/)
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Because they can!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
ok, why do men fart and scratch their balls ?Comment
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To distract ourselves from the stench of womens' perfume.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
ok, why do men fart and scratch their balls ?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Does farting make your balls itch?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
ok, why do men fart and scratch their balls ?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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no, but the fine aroma takes my mind off the crabsOriginally posted by gingerjedi View PostDoes farting make your balls itch?
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I suppose it would if it's a wet fart and you let it fester all day.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostDoes farting make your balls itch?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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