Strong perfume at work

[Mich the Tester]

Yeah, I'm sure they do. One bloke in this particular office seems to commute in from 1995. He stinks of Joop.

Just out of interest, how do you pronounce that in GB?

[MaryPoppins]

Just out of interest, how do you pronounce that in GB?

Not yoop

[Mich the Tester]

Splash of Brut and I'm done.

[PAH]

Do blokes actually wear aftershave any more? Little bit of spray under armpits but that's it.

I've taken to using some of my older bottles of 'odour of toilette' as deodorant instead of paying the rip off prices for Lynx etc. A couple of squirts under each arm pit and it seems to do the trick just as well.

Trouble is my sense of smell isn't great following an incident when I was 18, so no idea if it's too overpowering. No one's commented yet so **** 'em!

[PAH]

Yeah, I'm sure they do. One bloke in this particular office seems to commute in from 1995. He stinks of Joop.

[mudskipper]

Nothing worse than people eating hot smelly food in the office

Never been a fan of perfume. But I now work in an overheated portacabin with around 15-20 bobs, all of whom eat curry for lunch and a couple of which have questionable hygiene. The afternoons can get pretty unbearable. I now douse my cleavage with Chanel #5 so I've got somewhere to stick my nose when it all gets too much.

[Churchill]

Never been a fan of perfume. But I now work in an overheated portacabin with around 15-20 bobs, all of whom eat curry for lunch and a couple of which have questionable hygiene. The afternoons can get pretty unbearable. I now douse my cleavage with Chanel #5 so I've got somewhere to stick my nose when it all gets too much.

Sounds like a scene from a porn film.

Oi Mich, you take it from here.

[doodab]

FTFY. Medically proven too.

Indeed. The scent of woman is a lovely thing. Overwhelming it with synthetic stenches is madness.

[cojak]

I love perfume and I wear different ones according to my mood or the time of year (I have a lovely winter one which won't get much of an outing now until October).

[2BIT]

Sorry.

Today I am wearing Eau de Coffee & Nicotine.

It's quite spicy but manly at the same time.

that's my preferred musk, luckily for me the train i get absolutely stinks of BO everyday so when I get off I feel I smell good