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    #51
    Originally posted by MrsGoof
    why have you been swallowing them?
    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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      #52
      On the subject of amputated willies, the 2nd programme in the C4 series mentioned above was about the illustrious John Wayne Bobbit of immortal fame, replete with gory pictures of the severed organ...

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        #53
        Originally posted by janey
        oh god did you see that programme a few weeks ago about willies?

        they showed a guy who's willy was suposed to be the biggest in the world. plus other guys who had surgery on theirs to make it bigger... to teh point they were able to even go to teh toilet any more!

        it wsa truely disturbing

        Disturbing hardly covers it... in the first programme in the series the chap who'd had so much silicone injected into his bollocks that they were 24 inches in diameter was truly amazing... just goes to prove that there's nowt so queer as folk, as it were.

        (And yes, he was as bent as a 9 bob note...).

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          #54
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          On the subject of amputated willies, the 2nd programme in the C4 series mentioned above was about the illustrious John Wayne Bobbit of immortal fame, replete with gory pictures of the severed organ...
          hmm yes, I only saw some of that one tho.

          would seem he's somewhat of a wife beater
          "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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            #55
            Speaking entirely personally, I'm glad to be a Giant Alien Lizard...

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              #56
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Speaking entirely personally, I'm glad to be a Giant Alien Lizard...
              Of the genus WILLUS CHIPPOLATUS ?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #57
                Now this would bring tears to your eyes...

                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by janey
                  moi? cheeky?

                  You, Cheeky

                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by DaveB
                    You, Cheeky




                    noooo, you must be mistaken. perhaps you're thinking of someone else
                    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Speaking entirely personally, I'm glad to be a Giant Alien Lizard...
                      Is that 'coz you Giant Alien Lizards are hermaphrodites and can take the phrase "Go screw yourself" literally?

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