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    #61
    Originally posted by Churchill
    Is that 'coz you Giant Alien Lizards are hermaphrodites and can take the phrase "Go screw yourself" literally?
    No.

    Worse than that: some lizards are asexual & reproduce without the requirement for sex at all...

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      #62
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      No.

      Worse than that: some lizards are asexual & reproduce without the requirement for sex at all...

      Which is dead handy when you're as ugly as that...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #63
        Originally posted by Mordac
        Which is dead handy when you're as ugly as that...
        I couldn't possibly comment; that's a very species-ist attitude...

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          #64
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I couldn't possibly comment; that's a very species-ist attitude...
          Sorry Zeit, couldn't resist. I'm sure you've got a sparkling personality. For a Giant Alien Lizard, anyway.
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #65
            So ...... Zeitghost is a GAL - should've realised from the neckwear

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              #66
              Would have thought the avatar was a bit of a giveaway...

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                #67
                So what does mine tell you about me?

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by FrankScribe
                  So what does mine tell you about me?
                  You like felching?

                  See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                    #69
                    Felching?

                    Don't understand I'm afraid, this must be some sort of slang term beyond my experience - elucidate please

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by FrankScribe
                      Felching?

                      Don't understand I'm afraid, this must be some sort of slang term beyond my experience - elucidate please
                      If you don't know what felching is, trust me, you don't want to know...
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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