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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Think I will call you goldfish from now on.
    Chuck him back in Mini he needs to rejoin his ship.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Chuck him back in Mini he needs to rejoin his ship.
      Commando Bream & Goldfish, the CUK tag team from the dunces class.

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        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        BTW. Just realised you PM'd me about that chair, sorry deleted it.
        Five and a half grand for a chair from a tatshop. A tatshop that's having a closing down sale as well. That must be one hell of a chair.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Five and a half grand for a chair from a tatshop. A tatshop that's having a closing down sale as well. That must be one hell of a chair.
          Yep. Napoleon ****ed Marilyn Monroe on that chair. Worth a fortune.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Five and a half grand for a chair from a tatshop. A tatshop that's having a closing down sale as well. That must be one hell of a chair.
            Price is between 4,900 and 5,000 depending on the leather finish and choice of wood.

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              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Chuck him back in Mini he needs to rejoin his ship.
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              Commando Bream & Goldfish, the CUK tag team from the dunces class.
              It's like waiting for a London bus. You stand round ages waiting for a c.vnt to arrive and they both turn up at the same time.

              "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

              On them! On them! They fail!

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                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                Price is between 4,900 and 5,000 depending on the leather finish and choice of wood.
                And how big the window is that they can see you coming yeah?
                "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                On them! On them! They fail!

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                  Originally posted by Incognito View Post
                  It's like waiting for a London bus. You stand round ages waiting for a c.vnt to arrive and they both turn up at the same time.

                  I cannot comment on the running of London buses, cannot comment on the running of Glasgow buses as the family have got themselves above that standard of job.

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                    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                    I cannot comment on the running of London buses, cannot comment on the running of Glasgow buses as the family have got themselves above that standard of job.
                    Well good for you, always good to hear about the immigrants bettering themselves. Don't forget though, now you're 'middle class' don't talk about money, it's just not on old bean.

                    "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                    On them! On them! They fail!

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                      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                      I cannot comment on the running of London buses, cannot comment on the running of Glasgow buses as the family have got themselves above that standard of job.
                      All together now...

                      Because we've got degrees
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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