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Thoughts on Modern Day Underwear

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    #11
    Ballbags
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Didn't you have a towel?
      I don't have one. I prefer to use a hairdryer.

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        #13
        Another unconvincing performance.

        The filename from Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention - presented by Daniel Wright clearly marks this out as a patent submitted in the US.

        1/10
        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          Gricer's Goolie Garments
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
            I was attired in my trusty Marks and Sparks Jockey Y Fronts since I don't like anybody looking at my ticket while making the journey to and from the shower.
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Didn't you have a towel?
            Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
            I don't have one. I prefer to use a hairdryer.
            Come on at least make the effort to appear consistent.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

              I'm seriously considering designing my own range as a plan B and have made a few preliminary sketches. I think this one shows some promise:

              Looks more like those cranky anti-self-abuse pants of the kind they used to invent in Victorian days, and make their kids wear day and night (especially night).

              Good luck selling them - I'm sure they'll just fly off those supermarket shelves !

              P.S. have you considered going on Dragon's Den? But they'll want a demo of you wearing a pair.
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #17
                If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by landl View Post

                  If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...
                  "Winkle Packers" is probably still free.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by landl View Post
                    If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...


                    And if only Ball Bearings hadn't been taken.

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