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Doggy Styles replied

30 March 2011, 15:59
Originally posted by landl View Post

If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...

And if only Ball Bearings hadn't been taken.
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OwlHoot replied

30 March 2011, 15:44
Originally posted by landl View Post

If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...

"Winkle Packers" is probably still free.
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landl replied

30 March 2011, 11:56
If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...
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OwlHoot replied

30 March 2011, 11:49
Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

I'm seriously considering designing my own range as a plan B and have made a few preliminary sketches. I think this one shows some promise:

Looks more like those cranky anti-self-abuse pants of the kind they used to invent in Victorian days, and make their kids wear day and night (especially night).

Good luck selling them - I'm sure they'll just fly off those supermarket shelves !

P.S. have you considered going on Dragon's Den? But they'll want a demo of you wearing a pair.
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d000hg replied

30 March 2011, 11:35
Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

I was attired in my trusty Marks and Sparks Jockey Y Fronts since I don't like anybody looking at my ticket while making the journey to and from the shower.

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Didn't you have a towel?

Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

I don't have one. I prefer to use a hairdryer.

Come on at least make the effort to appear consistent.
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Mich the Tester replied

30 March 2011, 11:21
Gricer's Goolie Garments
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wobbegong replied

30 March 2011, 11:15
Another unconvincing performance.

The filename from Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention - presented by Daniel Wright clearly marks this out as a patent submitted in the US.

1/10
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gricerboy replied

30 March 2011, 09:09
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Didn't you have a towel?

I don't have one. I prefer to use a hairdryer.
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darmstadt replied

30 March 2011, 06:59
Ballbags
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SueEllen replied

30 March 2011, 06:31
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Didn't you have a towel?
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d000hg replied

29 March 2011, 22:34
Sell them in matched pairs for his 'n' hers. Annie & Clarabel.
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MarillionFan replied

29 March 2011, 22:01
Socks for cocks
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d000hg replied

29 March 2011, 21:45
Didn't you have a towel?
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Pondlife replied

29 March 2011, 21:42
Suitable for vegetarians maybe?
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amcdonald replied

29 March 2011, 21:25
May contain nuts

Isn't that all it needs to be called ?
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