Thoughts on Modern Day Underwear

[darmstadt]

Ballbags

[gricerboy]

Didn't you have a towel?

I don't have one. I prefer to use a hairdryer.

[wobbegong]

Another unconvincing performance.

The filename from Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention - presented by Daniel Wright clearly marks this out as a patent submitted in the US.

1/10

[Mich the Tester]

Gricer's Goolie Garments

[d000hg]

I was attired in my trusty Marks and Sparks Jockey Y Fronts since I don't like anybody looking at my ticket while making the journey to and from the shower.

Didn't you have a towel?

I don't have one. I prefer to use a hairdryer.

Come on at least make the effort to appear consistent.

[OwlHoot]

I'm seriously considering designing my own range as a plan B and have made a few preliminary sketches. I think this one shows some promise:

Looks more like those cranky anti-self-abuse pants of the kind they used to invent in Victorian days, and make their kids wear day and night (especially night).

Good luck selling them - I'm sure they'll just fly off those supermarket shelves !

P.S. have you considered going on Dragon's Den? But they'll want a demo of you wearing a pair.

[landl]

If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...

[OwlHoot]

If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...

"Winkle Packers" is probably still free.

[Doggy Styles]

If only "Winkle Pickers" hadn't already been taken...

And if only Ball Bearings hadn't been taken.