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    Caption competition

    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

    #2
    "Local's look on in amazement as Bush instigates stoning of suspected insurgents.........."

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      #3
      Now I'm the king of the swingers, boy, Jungle V.I.P.
      I've reached the top, and had to stop
      And that's what's bothering me
      I wanna be a man, now man cub
      Stroll right into town
      And be just like the other men
      I'm tired of monkeying around

      So woowooooh, I wanna be just like you
      I wanna walk like you, talk like you do
      You see it's true, an ape like me
      Can learn to be human too, yeah

      Now, don't you mess with me man-cub
      I made a deal with you
      What I desire is man's red fire
      So I can be just like you

      An' don't you mess with me man-cub
      Show me what to do
      Give me the power of man's red flower
      So I can be just like you
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        "That's not Bush, that's a chimp catching a mango"

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          #5
          BTW What is that curious object under the left side of his shirt ...

          ... could the guy in the background be Osama Bin Laden ....
          If you have done no wrong then you have nothing to fear ...perhaps.

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            #6
            President Bush is enthralled by the latest series of "the office" and tries to teach the locals of Islamabad 'the robot' dance.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Xenophon
              Now I'm the king of the swingers, boy, Jungle V.I.P.
              I've reached the top, and had to stop
              And that's what's bothering me
              I wanna be a man, now man cub
              Stroll right into town
              And be just like the other men
              I'm tired of monkeying around

              So woowooooh, I wanna be just like you
              I wanna walk like you, talk like you do
              You see it's true, an ape like me
              Can learn to be human too, yeah

              Now, don't you mess with me man-cub
              I made a deal with you
              What I desire is man's red fire
              So I can be just like you

              An' don't you mess with me man-cub
              Show me what to do
              Give me the power of man's red flower
              So I can be just like you

              'kin genius. amazed no-one else has commented beforehand!!
              Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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