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Now I'm the king of the swingers, boy, Jungle V.I.P.
I've reached the top, and had to stop
And that's what's bothering me
I wanna be a man, now man cub
Stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around
So woowooooh, I wanna be just like you
I wanna walk like you, talk like you do
You see it's true, an ape like me
Can learn to be human too, yeah
Now, don't you mess with me man-cub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
So I can be just like you
An' don't you mess with me man-cub
Show me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be just like youRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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BTW What is that curious object under the left side of his shirt ...
... could the guy in the background be Osama Bin Laden ....If you have done no wrong then you have nothing to fear ...perhaps.Comment
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President Bush is enthralled by the latest series of "the office" and tries to teach the locals of Islamabad 'the robot' dance.Comment
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Originally posted by XenophonNow I'm the king of the swingers, boy, Jungle V.I.P.
I've reached the top, and had to stop
And that's what's bothering me
I wanna be a man, now man cub
Stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around
So woowooooh, I wanna be just like you
I wanna walk like you, talk like you do
You see it's true, an ape like me
Can learn to be human too, yeah
Now, don't you mess with me man-cub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
So I can be just like you
An' don't you mess with me man-cub
Show me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be just like you
'kin genius. amazed no-one else has commented beforehand!!Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan ClubComment
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