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Previously on "Caption competition"

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  • Sputnik
    replied
    Originally posted by Xenophon
    Now I'm the king of the swingers, boy, Jungle V.I.P.
    I've reached the top, and had to stop
    And that's what's bothering me
    I wanna be a man, now man cub
    Stroll right into town
    And be just like the other men
    I'm tired of monkeying around

    So woowooooh, I wanna be just like you
    I wanna walk like you, talk like you do
    You see it's true, an ape like me
    Can learn to be human too, yeah

    Now, don't you mess with me man-cub
    I made a deal with you
    What I desire is man's red fire
    So I can be just like you

    An' don't you mess with me man-cub
    Show me what to do
    Give me the power of man's red flower
    So I can be just like you

    'kin genius. amazed no-one else has commented beforehand!!

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  • ~Craig~
    replied
    President Bush is enthralled by the latest series of "the office" and tries to teach the locals of Islamabad 'the robot' dance.

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  • Central-Scrutiniser
    replied
    BTW What is that curious object under the left side of his shirt ...

    ... could the guy in the background be Osama Bin Laden ....

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    "That's not Bush, that's a chimp catching a mango"

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  • Xenophon
    replied
    Now I'm the king of the swingers, boy, Jungle V.I.P.
    I've reached the top, and had to stop
    And that's what's bothering me
    I wanna be a man, now man cub
    Stroll right into town
    And be just like the other men
    I'm tired of monkeying around

    So woowooooh, I wanna be just like you
    I wanna walk like you, talk like you do
    You see it's true, an ape like me
    Can learn to be human too, yeah

    Now, don't you mess with me man-cub
    I made a deal with you
    What I desire is man's red fire
    So I can be just like you

    An' don't you mess with me man-cub
    Show me what to do
    Give me the power of man's red flower
    So I can be just like you

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  • ~Craig~
    replied
    "Local's look on in amazement as Bush instigates stoning of suspected insurgents.........."

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  • MrsGoof
    started a topic Caption competition

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