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Give us your best chat up lines.............

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    #11
    I can give you a lift. Yes, that's mine, the Ferrari.

    DimPrawn.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
      Funny thread that. Isn't FAQQER rudey.

      The only proper chat up line I've ever heard was something like "Do you sleep on your front at night? Do you mind if I do?"
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Funny thread that. Isn't FAQQER rudey.

        The only proper chat up line I've ever heard was something like "Do you sleep on your front at night? Do you mind if I do?"

        Did it work ?

        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #14
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Did it work ?

          A thousand times no.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            If you want to come back to mine my mum will make us both a pot noodle.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              A thousand times no.
              Persistant wasn't he?
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                #17
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                If you want to come back to mine my mum will make us both a pot noodle.

                If she makes it chicken & mushroom I'm in
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Hello, my name is Wilmslow, let's ****?

                  HTH

                  Wilmslow.

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                    #19
                    Wanna come back and see my new sofa

                    AtW
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      If she makes it chicken & mushroom I'm in
                      ewww,

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