I am drawing attention to myself again

[Clippy]

Yes, but for crying out loud, not naked.

How many times do you need us to say that he is real.

Aye, a real pain in 'arris.

[MarillionFan]

Wilmslow - can you persuade people you're real?

Can you post a picture of you, Gricerboy and Lucy?

That will be proof enough.

[Wilmslow]

Wilmslow - can you persuade people you're real?

I think a good old fashioned sex orgy with the fine females of CCUK would be a very good way for such esteemed proof. Just a case of working out if another bloke would be needed if we are going along the spit roast route.

Will book the finest Travelodge that permie money can buy......

[norrahe]

I think a good old fashioned sex orgy with the fine females of CCUK would be a very good way for such esteemed proof. Just a case of working out if another bloke would be needed if we are going along the spit roast route.

Will book the finest Travelodge that permie money can buy......

I think you'll find that they'll be busy that night and any other night that you care to arrange it on.

[MaryPoppins]

I think a good old fashioned sex orgy with the fine females of CCUK would be a very good way for such esteemed proof. Just a case of working out if another bloke would be needed if we are going along the spit roast route.

Will book the finest Travelodge that permie money can buy......

Smooth. Very smooth.

You might get a shock when SueEllen turns up though.

[Wilmslow]

Smooth. Very smooth.

You might get a shock when SueEllen turns up though.

There is hope

[cailin maith]

There is hope

No.... no, there is no hope.

[Wilmslow]

No.... no, there is no hope.

Goodbye cruel world

[Mich the Tester]

No.... no, there is no hope.

No, you're just hoping there isn't.

[Wilmslow]

No, you're just hoping there isn't.

Shame I just killed myself