I am drawing attention to myself again

[Mich the Tester]

Shame I just killed myself

Unnecessary verbiage.

[AtW]

Wilmslow - can you persuade people you're real?

If he does, I sincerely hope it won't be by posting photo of himself naked holding current paper like The Sun - don't do it Wilmsy, I believe you are real!!!

[AtW]

The list of threads I was presented with when opening General this morning looked like a really horrible IRC discussion.

Wilmslow: I am naked.
darmstadt: Boomed.
d000hg: Any dirty perves? Public Service Announcement...
Jog On: Is there a law against this?

I'd add this disgusting thread to the list as well: "HMRC websites down between April 2 and April 6" - does not belong to IT forums IMHO

[TestMangler]

Shame I just killed myself

Would be good if you could do that in a Micheal Hutchence wanking accident type styleeee

[darmstadt]

Naked Wilmslow

[OwlHoot]

You might get a shock when SueEllen turns up though.

I'm intrigued now (but not enough to volunteer for a "split roast" with Wilmslow )

[alreadypacked]

I'm intrigued now (but not enough to volunteer for a "split roast" with Wilmslow )

Please don't make me 'urban dictionary' "split roast"

[FiveTimes]

Please don't make me 'urban dictionary' "split roast"

I think it was supposed to be spit roast - but go and look in the urban

[MaryPoppins]

I think it was supposed to be spit roast - but go and look in the urban

I think so too, and if there isn't already a 'split' roast in the UD, I will add one

[FiveTimes]

I think so too, and if there isn't already a 'split' roast in the UD, I will add one

How much spreading is needed before you can rep someone again

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MaryPoppins again."