Thursday caption competition

[DaveB]

Now just imagine what it would be like if I actually touched you!

[doodab]

See, I don't look anything like a right tit

[suityou01]

You remember how wet you got last night when I drew circles on your nipples?

[suityou01]

You didn't have to pull my finger.

[TestMangler]

Look luv, your tits should be just there. Where have they gone ?

[EternalOptimist]

of course it isnt poo. its shae butter and vitamin e

[Spacecadet]

And then I said: "George, zat isn't French, you have ze book upside down!"

[suityou01]

of course it isnt poo. its shae butter and vitamin e

2nd C.K.M.O.T.D.

[wobbegong]

Oh Mr. Sarkozy, if only your election campaign funding was as transparent as your budgerigar.

[SimonMac]

"If I were to remove my cuban heels my mouth would come up to about here"