Reply to: Thursday caption competition

[TimberWolf]

This is the circumference of my c*ck.

[Board Game Geek]

"And this is the average size of a frenchman."

or

"Would you like to see my little budgie...oh wait..."

[Moscow Mule]

If I was Berlusconi, you'd already be pregnant.

[shaunbhoy]

Okay, open your eyes now Hilary, and see if you can guess which one of my enormous nostrils THIS bad boy was plucked from!!!

[TimberWolf]

Brace yourself, I'm just about to sneeze all over you.

[Paddy]

I’m too short to give a pearl necklace.

[amcdonald]

Ah so you do like my remote controlled butt plug

[doodab]

and then I'll finish with an "Evian Facial Spritz"

[stek]

And I push with the finger on my other hand into your anus - like this........

[Mich the Tester]

Are those new, Helmut?

[AtW]

See, it was not that hard to get on your knees in front of me.

[MaryPoppins]

I like to read the suggested captions and guessing what the piccie is

[SimonMac]

"If I were to remove my cuban heels my mouth would come up to about here"

[wobbegong]

Oh Mr. Sarkozy, if only your election campaign funding was as transparent as your budgerigar.

[suityou01]

of course it isnt poo. its shae butter and vitamin e

2nd C.K.M.O.T.D.