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Sounds a tad roomy for my liking.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I haven't kept count. There have only been a few significant ones, punctuated with bouts of mansluttery.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostFrom the examples given on here in the past, that's a long list, care to put a number on it?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Yeah, same here. Bit like contracting. Keep your skills current, but don't put potential clients off by having too many short duration stints on your CV.Originally posted by doodab View PostI haven't kept count. There have only been a few significant ones, punctuated with bouts of mansluttery.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh Dear!Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostYou know after today every other sentence will start "Tom said"
I frigging hate those types.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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and also "this one time at band camp" types or those who keep banging on about their old jobs on new gigs and how they were so brilliant at it.Originally posted by Sysman View PostOh Dear!
I frigging hate those types.Comment
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However, I would pay rapt attention if she was saucy and holding a flute!Originally posted by norrahe View Postand also "this one time at band camp" types or those who keep banging on about their old jobs on new gigs and how they were so brilliant at it.
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<cough>Originally posted by norrahe View Postunfortunately at current clientco sid person is short, fat, bald and northern
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Argh. She does that. She's always trying to 'ADD VALUE' by 'STREAMLINING' stuff, like at her old place.Originally posted by norrahe View Postand also "this one time at band camp" types or those who keep banging on about their old jobs on new gigs and how they were so brilliant at it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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