Cats

[fullyautomatix]

I ******* hate bl00dy cats. Every summer they need my garden to use as their toilet.

The owners too are equally being irresponsible. Talk about having the cake and eat it too. If you keep a cat then make sure it sh*ts in your garden not the neighbours.

Everytime I see a missing cat notice in the village I secretly hope that its the cat that sh*ts in my garden and it has been shot by someone with less patience.

</rant over>

[MaryPoppins]

Well she breaks the robin's neck after the song. Then goes on a murdering rampage and kills all the younger children and pimps out the older ones to Dick Van dyke

It is a horror film after all.

Hence my username.

[Pogle]

I miss my moggies when I'm away

Ours are on a prescription only dried hypoallergenic food.
Its bloody brilliant - no stink when it goes in and - no stink when it come out

[norrahe]

I ******* hate bl00dy cats. Every summer they need my garden to use as their toilet.

The owners too are equally being irresponsible. Talk about having the cake and eat it too. If you keep a cat then make sure it sh*ts in your garden not the neighbours.

Everytime I see a missing cat notice in the village I secretly hope that its the cat that sh*ts in my garden and it has been shot by someone with less patience.

</rant over>

I wish ours would use someone else's garden, heck even our garden, but no, take a hoooge dump in the litter tray and then go out.

We give the NorPusses dried food and with one of them it does smell like someone died in the litter tray when he goes (no matter what they say on the back of the food packs)

[MaryPoppins]

I wish ours would use someone else's garden, heck even our garden, but no, take a hoooge dump in the litter tray and then go out.

Mine used to do that. He was called Dave, and was massively overweight.

He'd spend ages clambering his way across all the gardens to barge his way into the house and do a human sized* dump in the litter tray, before wandering back out.



*Human faeces, not human, er, person.

[Wodewick]

In my experience there is only two smells worse than bad cat tulip and they are:
1) Dog breath after eating cat tulip
2) Dog fart/tulip after eating and passing cat tulip