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    #31
    My surgery is like

    'Hi can I get an appointment?'
    'Is it an emergency?''

    a) Yes - In that case come up in 30 minutes
    b) No. In that case, this afternoon or tomorrow do you?

    Now the dentist. Don't get me started on the dentist!!!
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      #32
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      All Dr's receptionists are the same

      My conversations are usually like this

      Me - Can I see the Dr please
      Them - Why
      Me - Cos I'm sick
      Them - Well, how sick are you?


      Then when you finally see the Dr -

      Them - Why didn't you come in earlier
      Me - Cos the God damn rotweiller on the desk stopped me
      Them - Oh, take no notice of her
      best thing to do is to lie to the receptionist each time, then when you go into the docs and they say 'ah so you have a ruptured ligament' you can say 'what?! no I have bad guts' - do this enough times and the doctor may lose all confidence in what the receptionist says
      sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

      there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

      everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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        #33
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        My surgery is like

        'Hi can I get an appointment?'
        'Is it an emergency?''

        a) Yes - In that case come up in 30 minutes
        b) No. In that case, this afternoon or tomorrow do you?

        Now the dentist. Don't get me started on the dentist!!!
        My old Dr's used to be like that Dr was great. But since we moved, we are out of their area so have to have one closer. It's tulipty.
        Bazza gets caught
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          #34
          Last time I rang the doctor, I expected to have to be triaged first before getting an appointment (Monday morning). Instead, she offered me 910 the same morning.

          I was right up for an argument, too.
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            #35
            Originally posted by 2BIT View Post
            I would say unbelievable but sadly it is totally believable, when I started the new place it took over two weeks to get a prescription fulfilled, I had run out of meds 2 weeks before so had no meds for 4 weeks - seriously considering Bupa just never ill enough
            BUPA ain't going to help that situation at all - you generally need to get a referral from your doctor before they will pay for any treatment. And a private prescription isn't cheap, either.
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              #36
              Yep - I don't see why I should have to tell the receptionist what is wrong with me in order to see the doctor. I won't do it any more - when they ask what's wrong with me I tell them I'll happily discuss it with a medically qualified person.

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                #37
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Yep - I don't see why I should have to tell the receptionist what is wrong with me in order to see the doctor. I won't do it any more - when they ask what's wrong with me I tell them I'll happily discuss it with a medically qualified person.
                Just tell the receptionist that you don't know and that is why you need to see the Doctor.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Yep - I don't see why I should have to tell the receptionist what is wrong with me in order to see the doctor. I won't do it any more - when they ask what's wrong with me I tell them I'll happily discuss it with a medically qualified person.
                  This is a new thing, isn't it. Baffling.

                  The receptionist at my old docs recently'forgot' to send a hospital referral for my son.

                  When I made my 7th call to ask what had happened with the referral and discovered the 'error', I turned the car round and drove 60 miles to terrorise the whoron face to face.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    This is a new thing, isn't it. Baffling.

                    The receptionist at my old docs recently'forgot' to send a hospital referral for my son.

                    When I made my 7th call to ask what had happened with the referral and discovered the 'error', I turned the car round and drove 60 miles to terrorise the whoron face to face.
                    problem is with lynch-pin staff like that is I'm afraid to upset them in case they make things difficult for me in the future, peoples in roles I tend to be nice to are receptionists, security guards, payroll, expenses, waiters, bouncers, traffic coppers, IT Depts - anyone who may possibly abuse what little power they have

                    i think if it was to do with kids I probably would be the same as you but otherwise would have just bottled the rage up inside me
                    sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

                    there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

                    everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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                      #40
                      Our local surgery seems to specialise in having rude receptionists who never seem to haven't any appointments available, the doctors don't seem to give a carp and seem to reach for the prescription book before you sit down.

                      Some doctors even if you have private medical cover will still kick up a fuss if you want a referral to a private consultant.
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