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Where are you going on holiday this year?
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When you're pretending to earn that much, you can afford a pretend day off.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhen you're pretending to earn that much, you can afford a pretend day off.
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Or you could keep working, and by age 50 you'd be able to buy yourself a personality.Originally posted by DeludedAussie View Post
When you get paid 1K a day you can wait for your retirement at 35

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Don't be ridiculous. There's not enough money in the world to be able to buy an Australian a personality!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOr you could keep working, and by age 50 you'd be able to buy yourself a personality.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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The wife - about ten minutes ago - just booked the family on a Red Sea Cruise. We leave on the 17th.
Its a 5hr flight and I absolutely hate flying. When my son heard he started to cry. He was hoping for two nights in a premier inn somewhere.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Turkey in August
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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That's just plain crazy. Turkey is for Christmas.Originally posted by Pogle View PostTurkey in August
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostThat's just plain crazy. Turkey is for Christmas.
- two blonds and a redhead heading for Turkey in August - yep crazy is the word
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Have you got your factor 1000 ready?Originally posted by Pogle View Post
- two blonds and a redhead heading for Turkey in August - yep crazy is the word 
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I will be sitting on a beach in Corfu whilst you lot are earning me moneyLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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