Teenage Life

[DaveB]

Anyone heard the drivel we're entering in the Eurovision Wogan Fest this year?

[eternalnomad]

Anyone heard the drivel we're entering in the Eurovision Wogan Fest this year?

if its that bad we are sure to get into the top 3 or even win the competition.

Where are Bucks Fizz when you need them ?

[Bagpuss]

If only David Hasslehoff were British, we'd be certs to win.

[malvolio]

Confident prediciton - we'll go nowhere. Most of Europe won't understand (c)rap anyway, plus this is a fairly pathetic attempt at it led by a bloke with zero stage presence and slightly less charisma.

[OrangeHopper]

Wogan believes the British have a particular sense of honour that is, by Saturday's choice, telling the judges what they think of them.

[Sputnik]

Confident prediciton - we'll go nowhere. Most of Europe won't understand (c)rap anyway, plus this is a fairly pathetic attempt at it led by a bloke with zero stage presence and slightly less charisma.

Dr Dre (hey i'm still down with the kids....) won't be losing any sleep.....

It certainly looks like we're heading for another 'nil points'. Only Natasha made watching it bearable....until she spoke that is.

[PerlOfWisdom]

It certainly looks like we're heading for another 'nil points'. Only Natasha made watching it bearable....until she spoke that is.

Since when did our score have anything to do with the quality of the song? Another unpopular war anyone?

[sunnysan]

Terry Wogan

IMHO, its TW that makes watching Eurovision bearable.

If ever there is an overhyped w@nk, it has to be Eurovision.

I think if your a budding Moldavan,Romanian or Latvian performance artist Eurovision may be a big break but here in Blightly, for any serious perfomance artist, any association with Eurovision is relagated to the same file as the amateur Uni talent shows and school choir experience.

I also think that the big studios and the PR people know this and if they send no-hopers to try for eurovision on the slight chance that they may work out. The quality of the performances attests to this.

Th funniest and most watchable aspect of Eurovision is TW, who always seems to reach new depths when it comes to taking the p1ss out of the performers.

I notice his face is getting redder and redder with each ensuing eurovison perfomance, which may be owing to the fact that he has to drink more and more every year to keep up the pretence that anybody actually gives a t0ss about Eurovision.

[Clog II The Avenger]

No Chance

The Eastern European countries take the contest really seriously and the entries takes months to choose out of several entries. The UK, rightly or wrongly treat the contest as a joke. The trouble with pop singers in the UK is that they haven’t a clue about music and they expect to be an overnight hit without working hard.

[The Lone Gunman]

The voting system is flawed. Telephone votes within each country, but not allowed for own country.

Now how many expat poles are there in the UK, so who is getting 12 points from us.

I am sure you can extrapolate the rest of my argument.