I once went back to a lady friends house when she still lived with her Dad, and she had a metal framed bed which I got my arm stuck behind. So at the top of my voice I shouted "I'm stuck, pull it out pull it out!"
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Maybe don't put so much drugs in her drink next time?Originally posted by doodab View PostI was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.
How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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As long as there wasn't a dog or an epileptic involved, each to their own sir.Originally posted by doodab View PostI was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.
How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.Comment
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Grannies often dribble, make sure she has her teeth in next time. HTHOriginally posted by doodab View PostI was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.
How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I can confirm the former.Originally posted by landl View PostAs long as there wasn't a dog or an epileptic involved, each to their own sir.Comment
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I think that if I ever found myself in that situation that leaving the teeth on the bedside table would be the better option.Originally posted by Mordac View PostGrannies often dribble, make sure she has her teeth in next time. HTHWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Well if you are going to go speed dating at Scope what do you expect?Originally posted by doodab View PostI was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.
How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.
God I hope I dont get crucified for that againWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Did you mention it?Originally posted by doodab View PostI was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.
How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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