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    #11
    I once went back to a lady friends house when she still lived with her Dad, and she had a metal framed bed which I got my arm stuck behind. So at the top of my voice I shouted "I'm stuck, pull it out pull it out!"
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #12
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.

      How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.
      Maybe don't put so much drugs in her drink next time?
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #13
        Here you go. 340 causes of drooling.


        I'm going with Rabies?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Here you go. 340 causes of drooling.


          I'm going with Rabies?
          Hmmm, could have been motion sickness I suppose.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.

            How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.
            As long as there wasn't a dog or an epileptic involved, each to their own sir.

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.

              How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.
              Grannies often dribble, make sure she has her teeth in next time. HTH
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #17
                Originally posted by landl View Post
                As long as there wasn't a dog or an epileptic involved, each to their own sir.
                I can confirm the former.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Grannies often dribble, make sure she has her teeth in next time. HTH
                  I think that if I ever found myself in that situation that leaving the teeth on the bedside table would be the better option.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    I was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.

                    How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.
                    Well if you are going to go speed dating at Scope what do you expect?

                    God I hope I dont get crucified for that again
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      I was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.

                      How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.
                      Did you mention it?
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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