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Bloody Lesbians!
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Happened to me at school, only the hold-openee was a guy, a little bantam cock of a history teacher probably with a complex about his diminutive stature.
As I held open a heavy swing door for him, he snapped "You don't need to do that - I'm quite capable of opening a door!". So I let it go, and after rounding a corner heard a terrific crash as the door slammed back into him as he reached it. Probably knocked him flying, the little tw*t.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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If I am being accused of being a sexist pig, shall I not just go the whole hog and admit "I'm only letting you through so I can check to see what junk you got in your trunk"Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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The fact you confuse lesbianism and feminism might offer more insight into a personality that women detest.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe fact you confuse lesbianism and feminism might offer more insight into a personality that Wimmin detest.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
I find shaking hands with women really wierd too. I don't know why that is; it just feels like the wrong thing to be doing. But then maybe I'm just a socially awkward IT geek.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostOr feminists, or what ever they call themselves these days!
I was dragged up proper by my da, so I hold doors open, offer my seat etc and I'm finding more and more women get really pissed off with this now, with tutting, head shaking and not uncommonly a full blown rant on equality rather than a courteous "Thanks, I'm alright".While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostWSS. Though I think I sometimes over-compensate. I'm more likely to let a door slam in a woman's face than a man's because I'm conscience of being seen as the sort of old fuddy duddy that thinks you should open doors for women.
I find shaking hands with women really wierd too. I don't know why that is; it just feels like the wrong thing to be doing. But then maybe I'm just a socially awkward IT geek.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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You'd just open the door for anyone wouldn't you if you both arrived, or where going for the door at the same time.
Just good manners innit.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostWSS. Though I think I sometimes over-compensate. I'm more likely to let a door slam in a woman's face than a man's because I'm conscience of being seen as the sort of old fuddy duddy that thinks you should open doors for women.
Also I noticed if I'm wearing a skirt and knee high boots male drivers are more likely to stop and let me cross the road. It was weird when I made that connection and London bus drivers started doing it. Women drivers tend to ignore you as a pedestrian but are more likely to let you out when driving.
Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI find shaking hands with women really wierd too. I don't know why that is; it just feels like the wrong thing to be doing. But then maybe I'm just a socially awkward IT geek."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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