Friend with a problem. Advice needed.

[doodab]

She should ask her new friend if she'd like to go out for a bowl of pedigree chum sometime.

If it goes well she can invite her new friend back to her kennel to play with her favourite toys. And remember, you can teach an old dog new tricks.

[alreadypacked]

What should she do?

If she would like to try it out, don't pick someone at work to try it with. If it didn't work out she would have to find a new job.

[OwlHoot]

She should ask her new friend if she'd like to go out for a bowl of pedigree chum sometime.

If it goes well she can invite her new friend back to her kennel to play with her favourite toys. And remember, you can teach an old dog new tricks.

WHS

But you shouldn't be giving this girl dog chocolate, or she'll have the runs for days.

[doodab]

WHS

But you shouldn't be giving this girl dog chocolate, or she'll have the runs for days.

And of course, don't put her in the dog house if she tries to chew on the rug.

[d000hg]

So what's the question?

Can you translate from Dog to English for the rest of us?

[A dog]

Thanks for some interesting input. I'll pass on the advice, and update if anything comes of it.

[OwlHoot]

Can you translate from Dog to English for the rest of us?

Woof, woof, yap, yap, yap, ...

(so obvious, but someone had to bark it)

[BoredBloke]

I have a lady dog friend who has a problem at work, which I will outline below. I appreciate that this thread may attract some cretinous trolling, but we would appreciate advice from anyone who has direct or indirect experience of this kind of situation.

My lady dog friend has only ever gone out with boy dogs before and described the situation thus:

So there's this girl dog on our team, she's nice. We've always got on well, and I had (have?) a bit of a girl dog crush on her, you know what I mean.

We were chatting earlier and she had taken some chocs from a bowl on the desk. She threw a couple at my teats and was saying 'ooh did they go in?' (to my cleavage) and laughing.

It turns out she's a gay girl dog. I am very childish because I think I felt (and possibly reacted) quite shocked (she wears make up and everything) and my first thought was "Oh no, will she know I fancied her? Do I actually fancy her still? I think so!" and now every time she speaks to me I feel paranoid.

We had another chat later on. She is fairly forward and asked outright if I'd ever had an 'experience' with a girl dog. That could have been my cue, but as I'm like a boy dog, I made a joke, blushed, and changed the subject.

Just a few points

1 - its not a girl dog. In the same way you don't have male cows.

2 - Do 'dogs' have a cleavage

3 - Dogs can't talk

4 - How would she know you blushed unless your owner had shaved your face!

[Churchill]

Woof, woof, yap, yap, yap, ...

(so obvious, but someone had to bark it)

It's actually

Woof, woof, woof, yap, yap, ...

[amcdonald]

3 - Dogs can't talk

Explain Dogbert, and Brian off Family Guy then