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    #31
    Originally posted by A dog View Post
    I have changed some details to preserve anonymity but the essence of the story is true. We will call her 'Lady'.
    having a big dog cleavage is extremely useful for catching objects in, especially if they are made of chocolate. A wider decolletage is best for licorice allsorts or mini eggs, whilst a tighter , pert one is best for choloate buttons, or rolos



    wider, suitable for larger chocolate objects



    more pert, useful for catching smaller items




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      #32
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      It's Ok, 10 pints and she'll turn into a fox.
      Hmm Megan just like the Hilton, everyones stayed in her
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #33
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        Next you'll be telling me Men Behaving Badly wasn't a documentary
        No that was a user guide for life. Now where did I leave my drinking mit?
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #34
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          having a big dog cleavage is extremely useful for catching objects in, especially if they are made of chocolate. A wider decolletage is best for licorice allsorts or mini eggs, whilst a tighter , pert one is best for choloate buttons, or rolos



          wider, suitable for larger chocolate objects



          more pert, useful for catching smaller items




          Some more boobies in the news:


          Megan Fox pulls out all the stops (and a VERY low cut dress) for new movie Passion Play... but it's still going straight to DVD | Mail Online

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            #35
            This thread reminds me of the old adage:

            "I have never went to bed with a dog, woken up with a few though"
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #36
              Looks like a rackmount dress to me
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #37
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                Explain Dogbert, and Brian off Family Guy then
                Scoobie Doo talks in a sort of half-doggy way.

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                  #38
                  I see the bloke behind her is having trouble concealing his horn.......


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                    #39
                    So, Dog.... what happened?
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                      #40
                      Does she do it doggy style?

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