Friend with a problem. Advice needed.

[EternalOptimist]

I have changed some details to preserve anonymity but the essence of the story is true. We will call her 'Lady'.

having a big dog cleavage is extremely useful for catching objects in, especially if they are made of chocolate. A wider decolletage is best for licorice allsorts or mini eggs, whilst a tighter , pert one is best for choloate buttons, or rolos



wider, suitable for larger chocolate objects



more pert, useful for catching smaller items

[amcdonald]

It's Ok, 10 pints and she'll turn into a fox.

Hmm Megan just like the Hilton, everyones stayed in her

[BoredBloke]

Next you'll be telling me Men Behaving Badly wasn't a documentary

No that was a user guide for life. Now where did I leave my drinking mit?

[TimberWolf]

having a big dog cleavage is extremely useful for catching objects in, especially if they are made of chocolate. A wider decolletage is best for licorice allsorts or mini eggs, whilst a tighter , pert one is best for choloate buttons, or rolos



wider, suitable for larger chocolate objects



more pert, useful for catching smaller items

Some more boobies in the news:


Megan Fox pulls out all the stops (and a VERY low cut dress) for new movie Passion Play... but it's still going straight to DVD | Mail Online

[SimonMac]

This thread reminds me of the old adage:

"I have never went to bed with a dog, woken up with a few though"

[amcdonald]

Some more boobies in the news:


Megan Fox pulls out all the stops (and a VERY low cut dress) for new movie Passion Play... but it's still going straight to DVD | Mail Online

Looks like a rackmount dress to me

[Doggy Styles]

Explain Dogbert, and Brian off Family Guy then

Scoobie Doo talks in a sort of half-doggy way.

[Pogle]

Some more boobies in the news:


Megan Fox pulls out all the stops (and a VERY low cut dress) for new movie Passion Play... but it's still going straight to DVD | Mail Online

I see the bloke behind her is having trouble concealing his horn.......


IGMC

[cailin maith]

So, Dog.... what happened?

[Wilmslow]

Does she do it doggy style?