Friend with a problem. Advice needed.

[EternalOptimist]

It's actually

Woof, woof, woof, yap, yap, ...

ruff, ruff. grrrr
lick lick loll

[A dog]

Just a few points

1 - its not a girl dog. In the same way you don't have male cows.

2 - Do 'dogs' have a cleavage

3 - Dogs can't talk

4 - How would she know you blushed unless your owner had shaved your face!

I have changed some details to preserve anonymity but the essence of the story is true. We will call her 'Lady'.

[MarillionFan]

Explain Dogbert, and Brian off Family Guy then

Actors. Men in dog suits.

[amcdonald]

Actors. Men in dog suits.

It could be a dog doing the voice over pretending to be a man voicing a dog

[MaryPoppins]

I have changed some details to preserve anonymity but the essence of the story is true. We will call her 'Lady'.

Poor lass. You've turned her into a dog.

[A dog]

Poor lass. You've turned her into a dog.

Quit digging (as we say). I didn't say that was a detail I changed.

[BoredBloke]

Explain Dogbert, and Brian off Family Guy then

Easy - that's a cartoon and therefore not real. I don't want to piss on your chips, but Yogi wasn't real and bears can't talk, dispite what it says in the 3 bears book. The Flintstones were not the 'modern stone age family' They also were a cartoon and were not real. Cayotes cannot strap themselves to rockets to catch roadrunners!

[A dog]

It could be a dog doing the voice over pretending to be a man voicing a dog

[Churchill]

Poor lass. You've turned her into a dog.

It's Ok, 10 pints and she'll turn into a fox.

[amcdonald]

Easy - that's a cartoon and therefore not real. I don't want to piss on your chips, but Yogi wasn't real and bears can't talk, dispite what it says in the 3 bears book. The Flintstones were not the 'modern stone age family' They also were a cartoon and were not real. Cayotes cannot strap themselves to rockets to catch roadrunners!

Next you'll be telling me Men Behaving Badly wasn't a documentary