When your partner leaves their facebook account logged in

[suityou01]

Especially with a time served CUKer as a husband.

I have from now until when she hops out of the shower to do my work.

Profile pic changed

Post about labial warts, done.

<cracks knuckles>

Only warming up.

[EternalOptimist]

Especially with a time served CUKer as a husband.

I have from now until when she hops out of the shower to do my work.

Profile pic changed

Post about labial warts, done.

<cracks knuckles>



Only warming up.

omfg


back it out now. ctrl z


you goddam eejit

[amcdonald]

Is this where she professes her love for lesbian clown midget porn

[suityou01]

Is this where she professes her love for lesbian clown midget porn

You on her page then?

[amcdonald]

You on her page then?

But aren't you upset after she posted about going dogging with Wilmslow ?

[jmo21]

I've had to explain 'fraping' a couple of times now.

Once to my mum, when my 16 year old cousin's facebook proclaimed she was in "need of a good hard shag".

And once to a friend who phoned me to ask if another friend "really was gay".

[centurian]

Why not change her status to 'divorced' - beat her to it

[MarillionFan]

Both I and the wife know each others passwords and trust each other.

Only a complete child would think it funny to change someones profiles settings.

[suityou01]

Both I and the wife know each others passwords and trust each other.

Only a complete child would think it funny to change someones profiles settings.

post bulltulip about selling imaginary tat to imaginary scousers in an imaginary tat shop.

[MarillionFan]

post bulltulip about selling imaginary tat to imaginary scousers in an imaginary tat shop.

Barking up the wrong tree fella. More than one CUKKER has visited and bought stuff from my imaginary shop.

You're obviously in a bad mood again this afternoon. Having got rid of the kids last night I assume you failed to perform again.

It's the stress Suity. You need to breathe and relax. Breathe and relax. Otheriwse is could be