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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBarking up the wrong tree fella. More than one CUKKER has visited and bought stuff from my imaginary shop.
You're obviously in a bad mood again this afternoon. Having got rid of the kids last night I assume you failed to perform again.
It's the stress Suity. You need to breathe and relax. Breathe and relax. Otheriwse is could be
Slightly in a bad mood as this film I got out is utter tulipe. I will have to make up for it by wineing and dining my good lady this evening.
I hope one day when you graduate you too can find someone you young roister-doister you.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postpost bulltulip about selling imaginary tat to imaginary scousers in an imaginary tat shop.
You're obviously in a bad mood again this afternoon. Having got rid of the kids last night I assume you failed to perform again.
It's the stress Suity. You need to breathe and relax. Breathe and relax. Otheriwse is could be
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBoth I and the wife know each others passwords and trust each other.
Only a complete child would think it funny to change someones profiles settings.
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Both I and the wife know each others passwords and trust each other.
Only a complete child would think it funny to change someones profiles settings.
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I've had to explain 'fraping' a couple of times now.
Once to my mum, when my 16 year old cousin's facebook proclaimed she was in "need of a good hard shag".
And once to a friend who phoned me to ask if another friend "really was gay".
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Is this where she professes her love for lesbian clown midget porn
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
Especially with a time served CUKer as a husband.
I have from now until when she hops out of the shower to do my work.
Profile pic changed
Post about labial warts, done.
<cracks knuckles>
Only warming up.
omfg
back it out now. ctrl z
you goddam eejit
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When your partner leaves their facebook account logged in
Especially with a time served CUKer as a husband.
I have from now until when she hops out of the shower to do my work.
Profile pic changed
Post about labial warts, done.
<cracks knuckles>
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