When your partner leaves their facebook account logged in

[suityou01]

Barking up the wrong tree fella. More than one CUKKER has visited and bought stuff from my imaginary shop.

You're obviously in a bad mood again this afternoon. Having got rid of the kids last night I assume you failed to perform again.

It's the stress Suity. You need to breathe and relax. Breathe and relax. Otheriwse is could be

sucker

Slightly in a bad mood as this film I got out is utter tulipe. I will have to make up for it by wineing and dining my good lady this evening.

I hope one day when you graduate you too can find someone you young roister-doister you.

[Zippy]

Thanks chaps. You've reminded me that I could really do with a new handbag.