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I expect if he'd mugged some pensioners or smashed a glass in someone's face he'd have been let off with a caution. But flicking Vs - well that's very serious, that is!Originally posted by Fleetwood
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Why not just remove the offending digits with a rusty hacksaw?
Only on one hand obviously, first offence and all that!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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This bright spark comes from the town where I grew up....doesn't really say much!!
It's gone down hill in recent years and he comes from a really dodgy part of Blyth....next to the port, which is where the old pit used to be before Maggie closed it down.Comment
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Blyth
Yep, that's the one....the windmills are on the other side of the river, next to the Alcan hoppers.Comment
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Too right, Should have been given an ASBO - "Do not show your face in daylight"Originally posted by zeitghost'King 'Eck, he's one ugly mother f*cker...Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4Comment
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Mebbe a paper bag over his head?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Anybody is entitled to be ugly, but that's taking the piss.Originally posted by wc2Too right, Should have been given an ASBO - "Do not show your face in daylight"Why not?Comment
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Perhaps he's genuinely allergic to soap?
Just a thought...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Allergy?
Originally posted by MordacPerhaps he's genuinely allergic to soap?
Just a thought...
Oh, it's an allergy. I thought someone had taken a claw-hammer to his fizz.Why not?Comment
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