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Previously on "New avatar, anyone?"

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  • Darren@UptonAccountants
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    Windmills

    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Long, long ago, far far away, in a galaxy far from here, I was involved with some radio telemetry modems installed in the windmills.

    I wonder if they are still there... and more to the point, still working...
    The windmills are still there, you're equipment may have disappeared....likely to have appeared on Ebay at some point!

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  • errorista
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    No they're not; that ugly is an offence against evolution... he should be beheaded before he has a chance to breed.
    lol

    removing that face could only improve his chances

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  • Dundeegeorge
    replied
    Allergy?

    Originally posted by Mordac
    Perhaps he's genuinely allergic to soap?

    Just a thought...

    Oh, it's an allergy. I thought someone had taken a claw-hammer to his fizz.

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  • Mordac
    replied
    Perhaps he's genuinely allergic to soap?

    Just a thought...

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Indeed

    Originally posted by wc2
    Too right, Should have been given an ASBO - "Do not show your face in daylight"
    Anybody is entitled to be ugly, but that's taking the piss.

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  • cojak
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    Mebbe a paper bag over his head?

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  • wc2
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    'King 'Eck, he's one ugly mother f*cker...
    Too right, Should have been given an ASBO - "Do not show your face in daylight"

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  • Darren@UptonAccountants
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    Blyth

    Yep, that's the one....the windmills are on the other side of the river, next to the Alcan hoppers.

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  • Darren@UptonAccountants
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    Bbc

    This bright spark comes from the town where I grew up....doesn't really say much!!

    It's gone down hill in recent years and he comes from a really dodgy part of Blyth....next to the port, which is where the old pit used to be before Maggie closed it down.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Why not just remove the offending digits with a rusty hacksaw?
    Only on one hand obviously, first offence and all that!

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    I expect if he'd mugged some pensioners or smashed a glass in someone's face he'd have been let off with a caution. But flicking Vs - well that's very serious, that is!

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  • Fleetwood
    started a topic New avatar, anyone?

    New avatar, anyone?

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