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    Increase in the number of red traffic lights

    I hate red traffic lights, I think there should be more green ones.

    Traffic lights numbers increase by 30% | Mail Online
    I'm alright Jack

    #2
    It's always green when I am driving.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      It's always green when I am driving.

      HTH

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      Me too. The One World Government tracks drivers who oppose their warmist taxation conspiracy and punish them in petty ways. For us collaborators, it's green all the way, reducing our carbon footprint and related taxation.

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        #4
        google MIRT.

        I'm never late for a meeting.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          google MIRT.

          I'm never late for a meeting.

          You're never invited.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            You're never invited.
            He still goes anyway!

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              He still goes anyway!
              'Undercover' as the tea lady.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Me too. The One World Government tracks drivers who oppose their warmist taxation conspiracy and punish them in petty ways. For us collaborators, it's green all the way, reducing our carbon footprint and related taxation.
                I have come across series of traffic lights through town centres which penalise you for going too fast. Steady away and the next light will be green for you; too fast and you have to slow down or stop.

                Very effective once you realise that they do that.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                  I have come across series of traffic lights through town centres which penalise you for going too fast. Steady away and the next light will be green for you; too fast and you have to slow down or stop.

                  Very effective once you realise that they do that.
                  I remember in the '70's being very impressed when my Dad showed me how you could drive round the North Circular at a steady 40 mph and always hit green.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    I remember in the '70's being very impressed when my Dad showed me how you could drive round the North Circular at a steady 40 mph and always hit green.
                    Those cold winter evening must've flown by.

                    On a serious note.

                    I hate those modern LED traffic lights. They change too quickly. I prefer the slow start-up and soft glow of an incandescent globe.

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