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Previously on "Increase in the number of red traffic lights"

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  • MarillionFan
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    I have never paid any notice on this subject whatsoever.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I remember in the '70's being very impressed when my Dad showed me how you could drive round the North Circular at a steady 40 mph and always hit green.
    Those cold winter evening must've flown by.

    On a serious note.

    I hate those modern LED traffic lights. They change too quickly. I prefer the slow start-up and soft glow of an incandescent globe.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    I have come across series of traffic lights through town centres which penalise you for going too fast. Steady away and the next light will be green for you; too fast and you have to slow down or stop.

    Very effective once you realise that they do that.
    I remember in the '70's being very impressed when my Dad showed me how you could drive round the North Circular at a steady 40 mph and always hit green.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Me too. The One World Government tracks drivers who oppose their warmist taxation conspiracy and punish them in petty ways. For us collaborators, it's green all the way, reducing our carbon footprint and related taxation.
    I have come across series of traffic lights through town centres which penalise you for going too fast. Steady away and the next light will be green for you; too fast and you have to slow down or stop.

    Very effective once you realise that they do that.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    He still goes anyway!
    'Undercover' as the tea lady.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You're never invited.
    He still goes anyway!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    google MIRT.

    I'm never late for a meeting.

    You're never invited.

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  • DimPrawn
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    google MIRT.

    I'm never late for a meeting.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    It's always green when I am driving.

    HTH

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    Me too. The One World Government tracks drivers who oppose their warmist taxation conspiracy and punish them in petty ways. For us collaborators, it's green all the way, reducing our carbon footprint and related taxation.

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  • AtW
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    It's always green when I am driving.

    HTH

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  • BlasterBates
    started a topic Increase in the number of red traffic lights

    Increase in the number of red traffic lights

    I hate red traffic lights, I think there should be more green ones.

    Traffic lights numbers increase by 30% | Mail Online

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