What size waist are you?

[MarillionFan]

A self confessed bastid

You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar fatty

Nah. You catch them with honey and then kill them with vinegar. Stupid.

[suityou01]

Nah. You catch them with honey and then kill them with vinegar. Stupid.

The more people take advantage of my good nature the more I tend to lean to your thinking.

Am I you?

[Zippy]

Are you two still at it?

Cliphead may have been bored, but not enough to stick around obviously.

[suityou01]

Are you two still at it?

Cliphead may have been bored, but not enough to stick around obviously.

Yip, just waiting for the "bromance" tag

[TinTrump]

If the purpose of taking this measurement is to gauge whether someone is fat or not, for a chap you have to consider the chest measurement too. Clearly it's not good when your waist is bigger than your chest.
My waist is 34 and my chest 41.

[Zippy]

If the purpose of taking this measurement is to gauge whether someone is fat or not, for a chap you have to consider the chest measurement too. Clearly it's not good when your waist is bigger than your chest.
My waist is 34 and my chest 41.

Fair point. Perhaps it would have been better to ask who played darts as a hobby.

[Gonzo]

I've never met a person in Mensa who wasn't deficient in some way psychologically.

You have met me.

Oh, I see.

How can an IQ score be that accurate anyway? Don't they fluctuate wildly, usually violently in the upward direction as you practise them?

I took the MENSA tests when I was seventeen and again when I was twenty-nine and the results of four tests over twelve years were only two points different, which surprised me I have to say. (I'm in the top one percent by the way but this is just how you are born so it is not exactly an achievement to take any pride in).

Back to the OP, in the days that I was contracting in the UK my waist size was 36 but now I am not I have shrunk to 30 which is a right pain in the arse - I had to buy a new belt last week because my old ones don't fasten tight enough any more.

I don't really understand what is going on because my diet and lifestyle have not changed apart from not being in London any more.

[suityou01]

Fair point. Perhaps it would have been better to ask who played darts as a hobby.

I do. Well used to. I got sacked from the darts team yesterday.

[suityou01]

You have met me.

Oh, I see.



I took the MENSA tests when I was seventeen and again when I was twenty-nine and the results of four tests over twelve years were only two points different, which surprised me I have to say. (I'm in the top one percent by the way but this is just how you are born so it is not exactly an achievement to take any pride in).

Back to the OP, in the days that I was contracting in the UK my waist size was 36 but now I am not I have shrunk to 30 which is a right pain in the arse - I had to buy a new belt last week because my old ones don't fasten tight enough any more.

I don't really understand what is going on because my diet and lifestyle have not changed apart from not being in London any more.

Get a medical. Seriously.

[Zippy]

I do. Well used to. I got sacked from the darts team yesterday.

Put on some weight then.