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Well done. This gives me the chance to make the obviousl jiz sandwich joke. Some bastard beat me to it last time.bloggoth
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If you put spunk in the freezer, does it turn into ice cream?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWell done. This gives me the chance to make the obviousl jiz sandwich joke. Some bastard beat me to it last time.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWell done. This gives me the chance to make the obviousl jiz sandwich joke. Some bastard beat me to it last time.
I recall one of the Ricky Gervais podcasts where he moved into a new house and his next door neighbour bought round a rice pudding made from her breast milk to welcome him to the street.
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Me n allOriginally posted by Pondlife View Post
I recall one of the Ricky Gervais podcasts where he moved into a new house and his next door neighbour bought round a rice pudding made from her breast milk to welcome him to the street.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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well spotted Mitch
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