I'm going to borrow one of Boris's bikes this morning

[sasguru]

Well I survived!

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The mental attitude when I am riding the 'busa in london is simply to assume that everyone, without exception, is out to get me.
That keeps me safe and sound.
Mind you I have the benefit of immense acceleration to get out of trouble.

[northernrampage]

I haven't ridden in years but hey, let's start again in rush-hour London traffic.

I am beginning to wonder if I've hit the mid-life crisis craving thrill and adventure.

I might try oysters next week...

My boss used to ride a Boris bike up until 5 mths pregnant. She used to do a 15 minute journey in rush hour across central London. Not every day mind you, now and then she was getting to various offices or getting to the train station.

I thought she was nuts, but maybe I'm just a wuss as I wobble on bikes as been a while.

[GreenLabel]

The mental attitude when I am riding the 'busa in london is simply to assume that everyone, without exception, is out to get me.
That keeps me safe and sound.

FTFY

[AtW]

Do you like sushi and sashimi?

Not if they are served with Po-210

[Mich the Tester]

Not if they are served with Po-210

It surpises me that Russians are still so sensitive to radiation. I´d have thought 70 years of Stalinism would have made you immune to all kinds of poison.

[sasguru]

FTFY

Utterly predictable although I was expecting that overweight boring old fart ShaunBhoy to come out with it.

[GreenLabel]

Utterly predictable although I was expecting that overweight boring old fart ShaunBhoy to come out with it.

Upon re-reading it, however, it's probably not a bad strategy judging by some of the bus passengers I've seen.

[AtW]

It surpises me that Russians are still so sensitive to radiation. I´d have thought 70 years of Stalinism would have made you immune to all kinds of poison.

The people who survived under Stalinism had other qualities than that -
1) keeping yer head down
2) scumbags who'd rat on people to secret police, often with false allegations (going to conference in London was enough to be tried, sentenced and executed within days for being a British spy), often that was done in shared houses with scumbag expecting to get upgrade to a bigger room in it once arrest was made
3) those who believed in the system but were too stupid to realise it will get them

Radiation is better than Stalinism.

[EternalOptimist]

Some absolutely bonkers baiatch overtook a parked van this am(manchester), with her little flashing light bulb and her day glo vest.

If I hadnt slammed on, I would have gad a head-on with an artic. fume fume.

having said that, I did nearly lose an eyeball as I watched her pert little bum-muscles pump up and down as she worked the pedals, and then in the rear view, her wobbly thrusting boobies, jiggled around as she ogled me and licked her sensuous bikey lips. what a horny little road hazard she was.

pretty soon she was lost behind me, gone , gone forever.
till she overtook me at the roundabout, teasing me with a flash of bare calf.

good job Im married, thats all i can say. i could have sh@gged her, easy. if i wanted to

[cojak]

and it only took you 3 hours to get in to work

Well there is that...