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Previously on "I'm going to borrow one of Boris's bikes this morning"

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  • mudskipper
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    If you fancy the exercise without the traffic hazard or expense, you could try this. Not quite sure why he needs a helmet though.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    and it only took you 3 hours to get in to work
    Well there is that...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Some absolutely bonkers baiatch overtook a parked van this am(manchester), with her little flashing light bulb and her day glo vest.

    If I hadnt slammed on, I would have gad a head-on with an artic. fume fume.

    having said that, I did nearly lose an eyeball as I watched her pert little bum-muscles pump up and down as she worked the pedals, and then in the rear view, her wobbly thrusting boobies, jiggled around as she ogled me and licked her sensuous bikey lips. what a horny little road hazard she was.

    pretty soon she was lost behind me, gone , gone forever.
    till she overtook me at the roundabout, teasing me with a flash of bare calf.

    good job Im married, thats all i can say. i could have sh@gged her, easy. if i wanted to


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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    It surpises me that Russians are still so sensitive to radiation. I´d have thought 70 years of Stalinism would have made you immune to all kinds of poison.
    The people who survived under Stalinism had other qualities than that -
    1) keeping yer head down
    2) scumbags who'd rat on people to secret police, often with false allegations (going to conference in London was enough to be tried, sentenced and executed within days for being a British spy), often that was done in shared houses with scumbag expecting to get upgrade to a bigger room in it once arrest was made
    3) those who believed in the system but were too stupid to realise it will get them

    Radiation is better than Stalinism.

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  • GreenLabel
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Utterly predictable although I was expecting that overweight boring old fart ShaunBhoy to come out with it.
    Upon re-reading it, however, it's probably not a bad strategy judging by some of the bus passengers I've seen.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
    FTFY
    Utterly predictable although I was expecting that overweight boring old fart ShaunBhoy to come out with it.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Not if they are served with Po-210
    It surpises me that Russians are still so sensitive to radiation. I´d have thought 70 years of Stalinism would have made you immune to all kinds of poison.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Do you like sushi and sashimi?
    Not if they are served with Po-210

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  • GreenLabel
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    The mental attitude when I am riding the 'busa in london is simply to assume that everyone, without exception, is out to get me.
    That keeps me safe and sound.
    FTFY

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  • northernrampage
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I haven't ridden in years but hey, let's start again in rush-hour London traffic.

    I am beginning to wonder if I've hit the mid-life crisis craving thrill and adventure.

    I might try oysters next week...
    My boss used to ride a Boris bike up until 5 mths pregnant. She used to do a 15 minute journey in rush hour across central London. Not every day mind you, now and then she was getting to various offices or getting to the train station.

    I thought she was nuts, but maybe I'm just a wuss as I wobble on bikes as been a while.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Well I survived!

    .
    The mental attitude when I am riding the 'busa in london is simply to assume that everyone, without exception, is out to get me.
    That keeps me safe and sound.
    Mind you I have the benefit of immense acceleration to get out of trouble.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Is that preserved ginger or fresh ginger?
    Much to be said for either. Pickled ginger has a certain acidity that works well. Fresh might be a little more piquant.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Do you like sushi and sashimi? Because if you do I'd recommend eating the oysters sashimi style; a little japanese seaweed and ginger, a squeeze of lemon and a mix of wasabi and soy sauce and one turn of black pepper.

    Wash down with chilled sake out of the freezer or muscadet.
    Is that preserved ginger or fresh ginger?

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Well I survived!

    I was even able to shout at a dozy pedestrian.

    I might try it again this evening, dusk might be even more scary.
    and it only took you 3 hours to get in to work

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  • cojak
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    Well I survived!

    I was even able to shout at a dozy pedestrian.

    I might try it again this evening, dusk might be even more scary.

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