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Previously on "I'm going to borrow one of Boris's bikes this morning"
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If you fancy the exercise without the traffic hazard or expense, you could try this. Not quite sure why he needs a helmet though.
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Some absolutely bonkers baiatch overtook a parked van this am(manchester), with her little flashing light bulb and her day glo vest.
If I hadnt slammed on, I would have gad a head-on with an artic. fume fume.
having said that, I did nearly lose an eyeball as I watched her pert little bum-muscles pump up and down as she worked the pedals, and then in the rear view, her wobbly thrusting boobies, jiggled around as she ogled me and licked her sensuous bikey lips. what a horny little road hazard she was.
pretty soon she was lost behind me, gone , gone forever.
till she overtook me at the roundabout, teasing me with a flash of bare calf.
good job Im married, thats all i can say. i could have sh@gged her, easy. if i wanted to
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIt surpises me that Russians are still so sensitive to radiation. I´d have thought 70 years of Stalinism would have made you immune to all kinds of poison.
1) keeping yer head down
2) scumbags who'd rat on people to secret police, often with false allegations (going to conference in London was enough to be tried, sentenced and executed within days for being a British spy), often that was done in shared houses with scumbag expecting to get upgrade to a bigger room in it once arrest was made
3) those who believed in the system but were too stupid to realise it will get them
Radiation is better than Stalinism.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostUtterly predictable although I was expecting that overweight boring old fart ShaunBhoy to come out with it.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNot if they are served with Po-210
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThe mental attitude when I am riding the 'busa in london is simply to assume that everyone, without exception, is out to get me.
That keeps me safe and sound.
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI haven't ridden in years but hey, let's start again in rush-hour London traffic.
I am beginning to wonder if I've hit the mid-life crisis craving thrill and adventure.
I might try oysters next week...
I thought she was nuts, but maybe I'm just a wuss as I wobble on bikes as been a while.
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWell I survived!
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That keeps me safe and sound.
Mind you I have the benefit of immense acceleration to get out of trouble.
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostIs that preserved ginger or fresh ginger?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDo you like sushi and sashimi? Because if you do I'd recommend eating the oysters sashimi style; a little japanese seaweed and ginger, a squeeze of lemon and a mix of wasabi and soy sauce and one turn of black pepper.
Wash down with chilled sake out of the freezer or muscadet.
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Well I survived!
I was even able to shout at a dozy pedestrian.
I might try it again this evening, dusk might be even more scary.
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