Some totty from work...

[MarillionFan]

...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.


I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me

That doesn't normally stop me.

Wilmslow.

[Sysman]

WMPS,

An innocent way to make initial contact just to discover if you like her enough to reply. It gives you a nice way to respond. No loss of face to either party if it really is cookery either one of you is only interested in.

WCS.

[amcdonald]

Sounds like a good excuse to offer to buy her dinner - or get her to cook you one of her recipes.

Or offer to cook from her and ask if she'd like your special sauce

[MaryPoppins]

Well we all know what a sophisticated lass you are Mary

Swap the oysters for chips and it's perfick

[Mich the Tester]

Waiter; 'Are you ready to take your orders?'

MTT; 'yes, I'd like Zeeland Flat oysters with Japanese seaweed, lemon and black pepper, a bottle of Pouilly Fuissé, and my beautiful companion would like a plate of oven chips and a pint of mild'

MP; 'You're so romantic - how did you know my favourites? Come on eat up, then we can go and have sex'

[MarillionFan]

Waiter; 'Are you ready to take your orders?'

MTT; 'yes, I'd like Zeeland Flat oysters with Japanese seaweed, lemon and black pepper, a bottle of Pouilly Fuissé, and my beautiful companion would like a plate of oven chips and a pint of mild'

MP; 'You're so romantic - how did you know my favourites? Come on eat up, then we can go and have sex'

Does your right hand know you've started flirting with someone online?

[Mich the Tester]

Does your right hand know you've started flirting with someone online?

What makes you think it´s only online?

[MarillionFan]

What makes you think it´s only online?

Because I've met him.

[Sockpuppet]

Is this the whole story? Was it a personal missive from her to you? I got a similar message which was part of a recipe exchange chain letter.

Aye chain letter though I was the only person it was sent to. To be honest I was twenty seconds away from responding with my usual "don't send me chain mail crap" when I noticed she was as MF would put it all smiles and short skirts.....most people that know me have had the "no chain mail" rant. Probably means I don't know many good looking people

I'll be honest I'm more interested in this for the comedy value of asking for recipes than I have for a bit of hows your father - rather keep invoicing and totty separate.

[MaryPoppins]

I really hate it when you order for me.