...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.
I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me
I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me
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Test the water by sending her a recipe for spotted dick?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.
I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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She might do - that could be her cover storyPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Ask her if she wants to make a pot on a potters wheel while you get all slippy and wet behind her and make a crap pot then get killed by a black guy and stalk Whoopie Goldberg for the rest of the movie.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.
I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me
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She probably clicked on some link in a phishing email that sends that message to all her Facebook acquaintances. If you reply with your recipe for boiled goat head, your computer will become part of a vast botnet operated by Delia Smith and her Russian Mafia cronies, then be subverted by Anonymous to send hundreds of thousands of emails proclaiming that Julian Assange needs a proper job to keep him out of trouble.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.
I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me
Best to just lead with the calamari recipe instead
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1937 telegrammed. It wants its Mass-Observation Day-Survey back.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Now come on MP stop giving the poor chap a shred of hope!I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Tell her, your sausage sandwich is to die forDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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WMPS,Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
An innocent way to make initial contact just to discover if you like her enough to reply. It gives you a nice way to respond. No loss of face to either party if it really is cookery either one of you is only interested in."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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