Some totty from work...

[MarillionFan]

Why not send a meal plan for
one of them sexy meals.

Champagne, oysters, Vienetta.

Never fails

[FiveTimes]

Tell her that you have a recipe for a good night out.

Take 2 people, beer, wine and sambuca
Drink loads mix with good food and chat.
Leave it to rise
Once risen, place in a nice warm bed and mix

[MarillionFan]

Tell her that you have a recipe for a good night out.

Take 2 people, beer, wine and sambuca
Drink loads mix with good food and chat.
Leave it to rise
Once risen, place in a nice warm bed and mix

Why do I get the horrible feeling you've used this line before?

[FiveTimes]

Why do I get the horrible feeling you've used this line before?

[TestMangler]

Tell her you'd like to see her vertical bacon sandwich

[MaryPoppins]

Why not send a meal plan for
one of them sexy meals.

Champagne, oysters, Vienetta.

Never fails

A winner for sure

[DaveB]

Well we all know what a sophisticated lass you are Mary

[Mich the Tester]

Why not send a meal plan for
one of them sexy meals.

Champagne, oysters, Vienetta.

Never fails

A winner for sure

Yep, classy. The kind of thing they call 'posh' in Swindon.

[Platypus]

Why not send a meal plan for
one of them sexy meals.

Champagne, oysters, Vienetta.

Never fails

Viagra, surely?

[mudskipper]

...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.

Is this the whole story? Was it a personal missive from her to you? I got a similar message which was part of a recipe exchange chain letter.

I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me

Possibly not if you snore. But she might still want to have sex with you.

Sounds like a good excuse to offer to buy her dinner - or get her to cook you one of her recipes.