Reply to: Some totty from work...

[MaryPoppins]

Just had a horrible thought - my mate who sent me the recipe email (and who did get a polite version of the 'no f*ing chain letters' rant by reply) could be your office totty...

Oh, a brilliant twist.

[mudskipper]

Aye chain letter though I was the only person it was sent to. To be honest I was twenty seconds away from responding with my usual "don't send me chain mail crap" when I noticed she was as MF would put it all smiles and short skirts.....most people that know me have had the "no chain mail" rant. Probably means I don't know many good looking people

I'll be honest I'm more interested in this for the comedy value of asking for recipes than I have for a bit of hows your father - rather keep invoicing and totty separate.

Just had a horrible thought - my mate who sent me the recipe email (and who did get a polite version of the 'no f*ing chain letters' rant by reply) could be your office totty...

[MaryPoppins]

I really hate it when you order for me.

[Sockpuppet]

Is this the whole story? Was it a personal missive from her to you? I got a similar message which was part of a recipe exchange chain letter.

Aye chain letter though I was the only person it was sent to. To be honest I was twenty seconds away from responding with my usual "don't send me chain mail crap" when I noticed she was as MF would put it all smiles and short skirts.....most people that know me have had the "no chain mail" rant. Probably means I don't know many good looking people

I'll be honest I'm more interested in this for the comedy value of asking for recipes than I have for a bit of hows your father - rather keep invoicing and totty separate.

[MarillionFan]

What makes you think it´s only online?

Because I've met him.

[Mich the Tester]

Does your right hand know you've started flirting with someone online?

What makes you think it´s only online?

[MarillionFan]

Waiter; 'Are you ready to take your orders?'

MTT; 'yes, I'd like Zeeland Flat oysters with Japanese seaweed, lemon and black pepper, a bottle of Pouilly Fuissé, and my beautiful companion would like a plate of oven chips and a pint of mild'

MP; 'You're so romantic - how did you know my favourites? Come on eat up, then we can go and have sex'

Does your right hand know you've started flirting with someone online?

[Mich the Tester]

Waiter; 'Are you ready to take your orders?'

MTT; 'yes, I'd like Zeeland Flat oysters with Japanese seaweed, lemon and black pepper, a bottle of Pouilly Fuissé, and my beautiful companion would like a plate of oven chips and a pint of mild'

MP; 'You're so romantic - how did you know my favourites? Come on eat up, then we can go and have sex'

[MaryPoppins]

Well we all know what a sophisticated lass you are Mary

Swap the oysters for chips and it's perfick

[amcdonald]

Sounds like a good excuse to offer to buy her dinner - or get her to cook you one of her recipes.

Or offer to cook from her and ask if she'd like your special sauce

[Sysman]

WMPS,

An innocent way to make initial contact just to discover if you like her enough to reply. It gives you a nice way to respond. No loss of face to either party if it really is cookery either one of you is only interested in.

WCS.

[MarillionFan]

...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.


I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me

That doesn't normally stop me.

Wilmslow.

[mudskipper]

...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.

Is this the whole story? Was it a personal missive from her to you? I got a similar message which was part of a recipe exchange chain letter.

I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me

Possibly not if you snore. But she might still want to have sex with you.

Sounds like a good excuse to offer to buy her dinner - or get her to cook you one of her recipes.

[Platypus]

Why not send a meal plan for
one of them sexy meals.

Champagne, oysters, Vienetta.

Never fails

Viagra, surely?

[Mich the Tester]

Why not send a meal plan for
one of them sexy meals.

Champagne, oysters, Vienetta.

Never fails

A winner for sure

Yep, classy. The kind of thing they call 'posh' in Swindon.