Strange new skin condition

**Zippy** · 22 February 2011, 15:25

I think you'd better sit down Owly. I have bad news (and there is no easy way of putting this) - you are getting healthier, due to all the walking.

Sorry mate

**Bunk** · 22 February 2011, 15:28

Dr. Optimist will be along shortly with an anecdote about a similarly afflicted friend. Expect the prognosis to be dire though.

It's a wonder he has any friends left.

**suityou01** · 22 February 2011, 15:32

Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I think you'd better sit down Owly. I have bad news (and there is no easy way of putting this) - you are getting healthier, due to all the walking.

Sorry mate

Or he has impetigo from the towels at the B&B

**xoggoth** · 22 February 2011, 16:05

Ask zietghost, probably maggots hatching or something.

**EternalOptimist** · 22 February 2011, 16:36

Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Dr. Optimist will be along shortly with an anecdote about a similarly afflicted friend. Expect the prognosis to be dire though.

It's a wonder he has any friends left.

Come on now, I never claimed to be a doctor. But I am an expert on tropical disease and afflictions. The last time I heard of anyones cheeks going red like this it was a Southern limp wristed shandy Drinker visiting the far North for a contract.

Lets ask the patient 'are you a Southern poofter ?'