Strange new skin condition

[EternalOptimist]

Dr. Optimist will be along shortly with an anecdote about a similarly afflicted friend. Expect the prognosis to be dire though.

It's a wonder he has any friends left.

Come on now, I never claimed to be a doctor. But I am an expert on tropical disease and afflictions. The last time I heard of anyones cheeks going red like this it was a Southern limp wristed shandy Drinker visiting the far North for a contract.

Lets ask the patient 'are you a Southern poofter ?'

[xoggoth]

Ask zietghost, probably maggots hatching or something.

[suityou01]

I think you'd better sit down Owly. I have bad news (and there is no easy way of putting this) - you are getting healthier, due to all the walking.

Sorry mate

Or he has impetigo from the towels at the B&B

[Bunk]

Dr. Optimist will be along shortly with an anecdote about a similarly afflicted friend. Expect the prognosis to be dire though.

It's a wonder he has any friends left.

[Zippy]

I think you'd better sit down Owly. I have bad news (and there is no easy way of putting this) - you are getting healthier, due to all the walking.

Sorry mate

[MaryPoppins]

Do you ever short change people?

No. You do though, in a manner of speaking. (According to Mrs MF)

[PRC1964]

I'm no expert, but you've definitly got AIDS.

Causes of Cheek rash:

The following medical conditions are some of the possible causes of Cheek rash. There are likely to be other possible causes, so ask your doctor about your symptoms.

• Heat rash
• Contact dermatitis
• Measles
• Chickenpox
• HIV infection
• Atopic dermatitis
• Dry skin
• Bacterial meningitis
• Medications
• Q fever
• Eczema
• Discoid lupus erythematosus
• Slapped-cheek syndrome
• Acne
• Reaction to medication
• Erythema infectiosum
• Other causes of rash
• Rosacea
• Acne vulgaris
• Impetigo

Causes of Cheek rash - WrongDiagnosis.com

[MarillionFan]

Course it is - you come past every night asking what you can get for a quid.

Do you ever short change people?

[MaryPoppins]

MP. Is this you and you're buddies hanging around a red light district?

http://velocity.t-nation.com/forum_i...gethookers.jpg

Just asking like?

Course it is - you come past every night asking what you can get for a quid.

[MarillionFan]

I skimmed that post and first thought you were talking about walking home via a red light area.
Read it again and am of the same mindset.

MP. Is this you and you're buddies hanging around a red light district?

http://velocity.t-nation.com/forum_i...gethookers.jpg

Just asking like?

[MaryPoppins]

Does it look like this?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/3...a3229e66ce.jpg (SFW)

If so I think you've been forgetting to clean off your makeup from the previous nights cross dressing.

Nice to know you trannies understand about proper cleansing.

[MarillionFan]

I've been walking a couple of miles each way between the B&B and clientco, and recently noticed a light red area developing on each cheek.

I don't remember them being there before (except when I'd had a few drinks). But Googling the symptoms turns up nothing definite, which is a bit worrying.

Any ideas what it might be? I think I've also lost some weight, which is even more worrying, and a small blister appeared on one foot.

Does it look like this?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/3...a3229e66ce.jpg (SFW)

If so I think you've been forgetting to clean off your makeup from the previous nights cross dressing.

[MaryPoppins]

I skimmed that post and first thought you were talking about walking home via a red light area.

Read it again and am of the same mindset.

[Mich the Tester]

Do up your zip before going outside.

[OwlHoot]

I've been walking a couple of miles each way between the B&B and clientco, and recently noticed a light red area developing on each cheek.

I don't remember them being there before (except when I'd had a few drinks). But Googling the symptoms turns up nothing definite, which is a bit worrying.

Any ideas what it might be? I think I've also lost some weight, which is even more worrying, and a small blister appeared on one foot.